There's something stronger than duct tape?
Should prove to be no contest.
Weren't they fat enough?
Send a good recipe, and I'll try a couple today.
Podiatrists to join suit.
Shouldn't have eaten those beans.
That shud teech them to sta in skool.
Is that right?
January 8, 2011: Sadly, I add this one from the news today:
Here's another from the WMC-TV Memphis website in late September 2011:
Trooper Wounded in Fatal Shooting Recovering
Look out! There might be a zombie running loose in Memphis!
Have you ever written anything stupid?